Movie Review #1: Transformers

Transformers by Michael Bay was so incredibly average. There was very little plot, an absurd amount of CGI wankery, and sometimes incredibly fake acting. There was also Megan Fox, who looked better before PLASTIC SURGERY LOL. The only reason why I think it's average is because of the fact that it surprisingly felt short and it could have been MUCH worse.

2.5/5*

See the shorthand review right here.